Welcome to Christmas Vacation Collectibles!
If you love National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (and who doesn’t?), you’re going to love our hilarious gifts and collectibles that are perfect for any one of those crazy relatives you have coming in from out of town uninvited. We hope that they at least have the sensibilities to not gift you a live cat (unless you’re into that sort of thing?).
So, what are we all about? Well, it’s really quite simple. We make your Christmas gifts way more fun than they normally are.
We know that’s a bold claim to make, but let’s face it your “Jelly of the Month Club” memberships aren’t as cool as they were back in the 40s. You should probably stop giving those out. No seriously, please stop that.
Instead we recommend you browse around at our vast collection of thematically fun collectibles that can even make someone like Uncle Lewis crack a really awkward smoker’s laugh.
Tad bit nipply out you say? Well, why not take a look at our hoodie selection for some great styles to keep the nip out and the warm in?
Confused on what to buy for someone who wears a wig? Well, we don’t carry Christmas themed wigs (though, that’s a mighty good idea!), but who doesn’t love a nice moose mug to dip into some delicious eggnog? History and Science have shown that men who wear wigs also have a deep affinity for eggnog . We think a moose mug would be quite befitting for that fella.
So, clearly you can see that you can’t stump us. You need gifts? We got gifts. And they aren’t anything like what you would find in those typical outlets in Pittsburgh. Bingo!
These are gifts that were single handedly blessed and anointed by the Gris man himself. We know you think we’re crazy, but Clark Griswold’s life took a wild turn after the movie finished up. He now hangs out in our basement where we get him to kiss every gift before it’s shipped. True story. We feed him well, don’t worry.
Ok, back to us. So, basically, if you haven’t figured it out by now, we’re kind of a big deal. We mean, if Clark the Gris man kissing your gifts isn’t good enough for you then we don’t know what is.
We have been in this business for quite some time and take our jobs incredibly seriously. No really, we do. When you need help with a gift idea or any order you’ve placed, we’re there on the phone (a real human being!) for anything you need.
So whether you’re wanting someone to talk to on a cold winter evening or just want to prank us with some awesome Christmas Caroling (yes, you better be awesome at it), we’re here for you.
So, now that we’ve gotten to know each other a little bit, how about checking out our great selection of gifts for the fam? We know you’ll find something that is just ridiculously awesome, and a “real nice surprise” for that special time of the year.
What if you don’t, you ask? Well, then come on over and we’ll show you our basement where Clark Griswold hangs out all year to make it up to you. Though, just FYI he hits the eggnog pretty hard out of his moose mug, so give us a heads up first so we can make sure he’s in his PJs at least.
Thanks for stopping by Christmas Vacation Collectibles and we can’t wait to talk to you soon!
 Nowhere does it say in Science or History that this is true. We can’t believe you actually checked the reference for that.
 You can’t handle the truth.